----------------------------------------------------------------- OverLooked ReMiX Lyrics to "Juese Belmont (Minimal Electro Remix)" by Brunzolaitis ----------------------------------------------------------------- Since time in memorial, the Belmont clan has stood in opposition to Dracula. Every 100 years, Dracula would rise from his grave, and a Belmont would be there to stop him. This is the story of year 47... JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH-DA JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH-DA (MEOW) Belmont too cool to fight Dracula Put down whip and equip spatula Can't fight Drac if the Belmont dies Touchin' ladies' thighs to keep the name alive Doesn't fight Dracula Only makes pancakes Would be a hero He's four and a half decades late! UH! Juese Belmont's TOUGH (Get down!) Juese Belmont's ROUGH JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH-DA JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH People always tell me 'Belmont be brave' Don't know why; Drac ain't comin' back from the grave We've got like 45 years; villagers cool down Got this Belmont DNA, gotta pass it around Doesn't fight Dracula Only fights boredom Come on now bachelorettes You can't ignore him He's JUESE HE'S JUESE A little bit different than the Belmont best Don't want Medusa heads just, gimme the breasts If she's chesty, I guess I'll get those STDs Got a rock for my cock, ha-ha, pee-pee-pee But that won't happen see; always keep it protected Have Sylpha cast spells when it gets erected Unacceptable, anything else would be Cause one Belmont gets chicks And that Belmont is ME Alucard? Heh, I'd rather have Grant Dynasty. (A-wicka-chicka-DA!) JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH-DA JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH-DA JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH-DA JUESE BELMONT DUB-BA-DUB-BA-DA-DUH-DA-DUH (Lyrics transcribed by Xenon Odyssey) ----------------------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------------------